VerySwearyGiftCo

Where Dark Humor Meets Gorgeous Gifts 💋

United States
7,025 Sales

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Note from shop owner For the first time in too many years, we're taking a break from the Etsy rollercoaster.

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Last updated on Aug 4, 2022

For the first time in too many years, we're taking a break from the Etsy rollercoaster.

Very Sweary Gift Co

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About VerySwearyGiftCo

Sales 7,025
On Etsy since 2014

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Where Dark Humor Meets Gorgeous Gifts 💋

Shop members

  • Very Sweary

    Owner, Doer Of All Of The Things

    All you really need to know is that I like a good joke and I also like making pretty things.

Production partners

  • A Printing Service

    Richmond, VA

    A talented team turns our mug designs into high-quality, sublimation printed ceramic mugs with lasting, high-quality finishes. They are environmentally responsible and committed to quality.

  • A Printing Service

    Scottsdale, AZ

    An amazing, talented group of people take our custom designs and turn them into beautifully printed, 100% cotton makeup bags and BPA-free travel mugs. Environmentally responsible, committed to quality, we are proud to partner with them.

  • A Printing Service

    San Jose, CA

    A great team of people take your custom digital designs and turn them into high quality fine art paper prints made with premium archival inks.

  • A Printing Service

    Hendersonville, NC

    An amazing, talented group of people take our custom designs and turn them into beautiful, full color wall tapestries and pillows.

  • A Printing Service

    Portland, OR

    An amazing, talented group of people take our custom designs and turn them into beautiful waterproof, repositionable wine bottle labels.

  • A Printing Service

    Perkasie, PA

    A talented small biz turns our custom designs into high-quality printed or engraved stainless steel tumblers with lasting, high-quality finishes. They are environmentally responsible and committed to quality.

Shop policies

Last updated on February 16, 2023

Accepted payment methods

Paypal Visa Mastercard Discover Apple Pay Klarna Giftcard
Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits

Returns & exchanges

See item details for return and exchange eligibility.

Cancellations

Cancellations: not accepted

Please contact the seller if you have any problems with your order.

More information

Last updated on May 18, 2022

Frequently asked questions

WHEN WILL MY ORDER SHIP? HOW LONG DOES SHIPPING TAKE?

Production time, defined as the amount of time it takes us to prepare your order, can take anywhere from 2 to 10 business days.

This time range represents a variety of different circumstances for which we must be prepared, including:
• Periods of high sales volume around holidays and special occasions
• If you happen to catch us in between shipments, i.e., we do not have the label you purchased physically in our facility and/or it is already on the way to us from our professional printer

⫸ STANDARD SHIPPING ⫷

USPS First Class Mail (once shipped) - 3 to 6 business days

⫸ EXPEDITED SHIPPING ⫷

USPS Priority Mail (once shipped) - 1 to 3 business days

PLEASE NOTE, these are ESTIMATED ship times from the US Postal Service.

DO YOU OFFER RUSH PRODUCTION?

WE DO NOT OFFER RUSH PRODUCTION.

If you are in a hurry, we suggest you opt for a PRINTABLE PDF download and either print it yourself at home or have it printed at your local print shop.

If the PRINTABLE PDF option is selected, your label(s) will be emailed to you within 1-2 business days of purchase on a standard 8.5" x 11" sheet.

Shipping costs will also be refunded.

CAN I UPGRADE MY SHIPPING?

You bet!

You can upgrade shipping in your shopping cart prior to checkout:

• USPS PRIORITY MAIL SHIPPING (1-3 business days - $8.75)

Quoted at 1-3 business days once order is shipped.

This time frame is not guaranteed by USPS, however, we typically don't run in to issues.

CAN I CUSTOMIZE MY LABEL OR SET OF LABELS?

No, not at this time. Every label or set of labels is sold "as is."

We are not accepting requests for substitutions or custom work.

DAMAGED LABELS

If for any reason your labels are damaged in transit from us to you, we are happy to send you a new set. We trust the USPS for the most part, but we understand that things happen.

Very Sweary Gift Co is not responsible if your label rips or wrinkles during the application or removal process, or if the adhesive is compromised once removed from its backing.

While our labels are very durable, we do recommend that you take great care when placing them on your bottle.

For the best results, we recommend removing the existing label from your bottles.

Instructions for removing the existing labels from your bottles are included with each order (we wouldn’t leave you hanging!).

HOW DO I REMOVED EXISTING LABELS FROM MY WINE BOTTLES?

Instructions for removing the existing labels from your bottles are included with each order (we wouldn’t leave you hanging!).

The short version is to soak the bottle in warm water with baking soda to easily remove labels. There are lots of YouTube tutorials available.

HOW DO I KNOW IF THE LABEL WILL FIT MY BOTTLE?

Our labels are 3.5" w x 4" h, and fit most standard 750 ml wine bottles.

We prefer smooth bottles with a straight body that is the same width from top to bottom, just like the bottles shown in our listing photos.

If you want to prevent bubbling and wrinkling, you have to make sure the straight portion of your bottle is taller than your labels. Having a straight body that is too short for your labels is the number one reason for label bubbling.

When in doubt, measure it out! Cut a piece of paper to the correct size and take it to the store with you. You can lay it on a bottle to make sure that it lays flat.